lisa

1. (lisa) (3159↑, 1031↓)

The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly.

Chick: OMG\! DID YOU SEE LISA YESTERDAY?\! Dude: Yeah, I'm like...in love with that chica.

Author: Emma =] http://lisa.urbanup.com/3118088

2. (Lisa) (2765↑, 1005↓)

An intelligent and sexy female with LUSCIOUS physical features. Usually attracts weird guys named David who do absolutely NOTHING for her, but she still remains independent.

That Luscious Lisa...

Author: lusciouslisa http://lisa.urbanup.com/3182319

3. (Lisa) (2427↑, 989↓)

One of the most popular names for a newborn girl in 1970. Most Lisas are hot.

"There were 3 hot girls named Lisa in my grade 7 gym class. I didn't know where to look."

Author: Cycle http://lisa.urbanup.com/2847126

4. (Lisa) (1902↑, 573↓)

An extremely smart and sexy female with great hair and a great face. Nice, sweet and generous are words that go along with Lisa. She is funny and giving. Not a slut by any means but does like to have a good time. Always ready to party and her phone is always ringing. She will even fly to another state for a house party. She is self confident and blessed with good genes. She just has it all; all other girls are extremely jealous of her.

I am so jealous you are dating Lisa.

Author: You know it123 http://lisa.urbanup.com/3316161

5. (Lisa) (1269↑, 378↓)

Someone who has a great zest for life, always remain calm and collected and are able to be in control of situations. Has an unprecedented sense of humor. It is rare to cheer everybody up in different situations, yet she always manages to do it. Moreover, she is the life and soul of a party, which makes her extremely sociable. She is not quick-tempered, in fact deep down, she is really an amiable person. Lisa has a very unpredictable lifestyle, for this reason she spends a lot of time exercising. Intelligent and very focused. Strong set of character, which makes her stands out from the rest. Never one who gives up. Extremely beautiful. Great lover.

Lisa is all that I have, and I'll never trade her for anything in the world.

Author: silly latte http://lisa.urbanup.com/3761671

6. (Lisa) (831↑, 357↓)

a freakin AMAZING chica...anything but unattractive. Hell she is totally far from that. Can we say delilctible....Loves chinese food and tattoos. Loves moths doing there own kamakaze suicide atempts into flames. Usually a very good speller. And loves her little, should be, foreign car. And is always ready for a fun time.

Lisa: Whats another name for me? Dustin: Delictable comes to mind. Lisa: Hmmmm. I like it. Lets go get chinese and tats. [did i mention random too?]

Author: Kdog the greek http://lisa.urbanup.com/3314298

7. (lisa) (512↑, 101↓)

Lisa is a female who has the body of a goddess. Men are drawn to her amazing looks and her awsome sense of humour. Out of all the females in the world its the Lisa's who rule.

Jason: your just like Lisa\! Kasey: omg thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me\!

Author: DA its Lisa\! http://lisa.urbanup.com/4183984

8. (Lisa) (347↑, 86↓)

Lisa is a smart, friendly and athletic girl. She is always rooting for a team, whether its the New York Yankees or the Giants. Boys will stop to flirt with her in the halls. Dereks and Marks would fall for this girl. WARNING: Lisas can be cranky in the morning but really loyal after she's eaten her waffles. This girl is extremely beautiful; with her chocolate hair and dreamy brown eyes.

"Lisa did you watch the game?" "Of course, Derek hit a homer and Teixiera made a nice play."

Author: bubblepopz http://lisa.urbanup.com/4016781

9. (Lisa) (466↑, 252↓)

the sexiest woman alive who is gorgeous loves french fries a skinny little biatch who loves men\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Yo tori did you see Lisa stutting her stuff last night hellz yeaa shes my best friend

Author: Lisamybitch http://lisa.urbanup.com/2822686

10. (Lisa) (251↑, 62↓)

The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly. An intelligent and sexy female with LUSCIOUS physical features. An extremely smart and sexy female with great hair and a great face. Nice, sweet and generous are words that go along with Lisa. She is funny and giving. Likes to have a good time. She is self confident and blessed with good genes. She just has it all; all other girls are extremely jealous of her. Loves chinese food and tattoos. Loves moths doing there own kamakaze suicide atempts into flames. Someone who has a great zest for life. Has an unprecedented sense of humor. She is the life and soul of a party, which makes her extremely sociable. Lisa has a very unpredictable lifestyle. Intelligent and very focused. Strong set of character, which makes her stands out from the rest. Never one who gives up. Extremely beautiful. Amazing lover.

I am so jealous you are dating Lisa. Lisa is all that I have, and I'll never trade her for anything in the world.

Author: A \#1 Lisa http://lisa.urbanup.com/4562593

11. (Lisa) (279↑, 101↓)

Lisa, The best girl on the earth , the most loving and caring person you will ever meet. i love you so much :D think about you every day of my life you are the bestest girl ever. i love you babe the pig forever xxxx love kermit the frog

[lisa]

Author: Kermit The Frogg http://lisa.urbanup.com/3882575

12. (Lisa) (186↑, 32↓)

A trustworthy, great friend. Very hot and good looking. Boys are too scared to talk to her because they are worried what she will think of them. She is very funny and She Cares about others. Once you get to know her you will love her\!\!\!

Guy: OMG\! i spoke to Lisa today\! Other Guy: :O lucky you. Guy: i know shes great. Made me laugh alot\! Other Guy: jealous:/

Author: amazing.. http://lisa.urbanup.com/4653710

13. (Lisa) (185↑, 39↓)

She is the girl everyone wants. She taunts and flaunts and she still makes you wait for what you want. Mysterious and intrigueing. Fascinating and full of life, this girl will ignite your fire and every desire.

That girl Lisa, has got it goin' on every which way\!

Author: Revolutionary003 http://lisa.urbanup.com/4599003

14. (Lisa) (231↑, 101↓)

MILF\!\!\!\!\!

Bens mam"Lisa" is a milf

Author: Lisa lover http://lisa.urbanup.com/3851152

15. (Lisa) (129↑, 46↓)

Lisa is funny, smart, and artsy. She's a hopeless romantic and can be just a little clingy. She's the type of girl who doesn't attend that kickin' party, but comes over to help clean up after everyone leaves. Lisa is shy around new people, especially boys older than her, but is capable of getting along with any person, anytime. Lisa is the girl who WANTS a boy that will make her laugh and forget the world, but NEEDS a boy who can give her stability and undying love. She's into poetry and other forms of the written word, and loves to write, herself. Art is an escape for her, as she's prone to periods of depression, where she may consider suicide. She's modest, and doesn't like to be overly critical of others. A Lisa is sensitive, and she hates to be yelled at.

1: Hey, who's that pretty little wallflower over there reading? 2: Oh, that's Lisa.

Author: Josephine Goldfinch http://lisa.urbanup.com/5110711

16. (Lisa) (114↑, 32↓)

Lisa's date back to France, 1816. They were strong, beautifully round women with a love for astrology. Normally, they would be seen riding in horse drawn carriages, on their way to the local opera. In today's world, you will find a Lisa driving a sports car, dying her hair as she flips you the finger. Full of sugar and spice, Lisa's are hot and fiery\! If you find one, beware. They will chew you up and spit you out, but they'll do it with a smile. Most Lisa's are beautiful, intelligent, and love a rainy night. Buy her a book or a denim jacket and she'll be yours forever. Loves using phrases such as, "Hella good mo fo," and "Going GTl'in pimps, catch ya on Cali time\!"

Lisa: Hey jackoff I'm going to the mall. I'll catch ya on Cali time. Brad: Sounds hot chickachacka. Lisa: Hell yeah mo fo\!

Author: chickachacka http://lisa.urbanup.com/4914431

17. (Lisa) (128↑, 70↓)

A very popilar name for mostly blond girls... Shy at first sight, but really crazy if you got to know one better. She's always fun to be with and loves joking around and laughing all the time. Lisas don't go outside without a smile on their lips. In a girl group, she's more a tentative one and doesn't like being in the centre of attention. Lisa is always there for her friends and loves shopping, though she's humble. Many guys fall in love with her, because she's all a boy could wish for: great looking, blond hair, gorgeous smile and a body hotter than the carlifornian sun... if you're looking for a warm and loving girlfriend that is down to earth despite her great looking ( actually she knows she does look hot\! ) you've come to the right person to fell in love with\!

Grab your own Lisa, you won't be disappointed\!

Author: lostthenfound http://lisa.urbanup.com/4634831

18. (lisa) (74↑, 21↓)

Lisa is a female who has the body of a goddess. Men are drawn to her amazing looks and her awesome sense of humor. Out of all the females in the world its the Lisa's who rule. Jason your just like Lisa\!

Jason's are Perfect for Lisa's

Author: dracy basey http://lisa.urbanup.com/5291925

19. (Lisa) (66↑, 17↓)

Consecrated to God, Gifted: It must give you a mental lift to be so talented, with such special gifts. When it comes to craft or art, you have a flair; In everything you do you take pride and care. Whatever your interests or talents may be, you shall reach both perfection and mastery.

Lisa is a true [Child] of the [King]. I wish I had Lisa's [faith]. Lisa certainly is [talented]. Lisa does every job, to [perfection]. I wish I had a [beautiful] [daughter] like Lisa.

Author: LovinlifeinChrist http://lisa.urbanup.com/5337255

20. (lisa) (40↑, 15↓)

one of the most prettiest, hottest, nicest, honesst, real girl in the whole entire world. this girl will make your world a WHOLE LOT better by just being in it. can make guys real horny, sucha turn on ;) mostly found in relationships with guys named; nick, rick, daniel/dan, jesus, muscleman, christopher, will, nathan, garett, peter, lucas, zeke SHES GOT THE WHOLE PACKAGE DEAL

She's sucha a lisa\!

Author: gorgeousbabeeeeee http://lisa.urbanup.com/5612181

21. (Lisa) (82↑, 59↓)

Adorable person, strong personality, that fight for her causes even thought she is wrong. She will make you feel like you are wrong too. For those reasons she is worth fight for.

Lisa will make the microwave store guy return her microwave after she left it for repair for more than two months even though the paper said they would only keep the microwave for only 30 days. MAN she got it\!\!

Author: topcms http://lisa.urbanup.com/4599031

22. (Lisa) (19↑, 7↓)

A lisa is usually a gorgeous blonde bombshell (other hair colours are accepted though) with beautiful hair and eyes. The beauty of a Lisa can easily be compared to that of a vampire (the twilight saga sort) so dont be surprised if they start sparkling in the sunlight. Lisa's also seem to attract the male gender.

Oh lisa its almost as if your sparkling\!

Author: master of the galaxy http://lisa.urbanup.com/5786194

23. (Lisa) (13↑, 4↓)

A really talented, smart girl who is the biggest perfectionist ever. She's always doing crafty things, and strives to be the best person she can be. She is the best friend you'll have, and she's great in bed.

Example 1. Aidan: "What's that?" Christina: "That's the blanket my friend made me." Aidan: "[Lisa]?" Christina: "Yeah, she's the best friend ever\!" Example 2. Marcus: "I had the best sex last night\!" Stacey: "You totally slept with [Lisa]"

Author: teeheeimfunny http://lisa.urbanup.com/6040041

24. (Lisa) (2↑, 11↓)

Lisa is awesome altho she says im whipped so she does have downsides like she cant fuking admit shes sexy but who gives a damn hi lisa\!\!\! YOU BETTER READ THe EXAMPLE I GAVE\!\!

In the words of the immortal hywel to the sexy goddess that is lisa "TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES BITCH"

Author: NOTWHOYOUTHINKIAMLISA http://lisa.urbanup.com/6074988

25. (Lisa) (6↑, 19↓)

A Totally insane women. Who likes huge black men and has a wide variety of toys and carmel lipstick in her closet\! With a full set of curly pubic hair on her head. She is a major chooch\!\!

Dude i slept with a lisa last night\! That was the sickest sex i ever had. The shit i do when i get drunk enough.

Author: hahajk http://lisa.urbanup.com/6058754

26. (Lisa) (8↑, 37↓)

Any girl that has a 'righteous' attitude. They usually blame others for bad decisions they make. Someone who contracts a sexually transmittied disease, especially HPV, and blames it on everyone except themselves.

That girl is such a lisa I Got the lisa last night, damn

Author: Теневой воин http://lisa.urbanup.com/5798794

27. (Lisa) (4↑, 44↓)

Usually found in her home town Red Deer Alberta. She loves to post half naked pictures of herself on Facebook. She cheats on her boyfriend (commonly referred to as Charles or Chuck) She may have nice hair and somewhat of a nice body, but everything is "decent" butterface\! Most say she comes from the gorilla family and others say she just looks like one. Being apart of the monkey family she loves to ransack houses and show up where shes not wanted. And last but not least she likes to cheat on her boyfriend but in order not to get caught she tries to act innocent and say that guys make her do it. Also known as big slut or bitch if you will.

lisa " hey guys lets get trafiaked" Anne " boo you whore"

Author: Anneeandashley, http://lisa.urbanup.com/5675227

28. (Lisa) (72↑, 150↓)

ABSOLUTELY hilarious, a wonderful friend who can cheer you right up even though your about to abort your wives children by using a bat to her stomach, a Lisa will save the children from the abortion from a doom bat, shes a lovely women. You gotta luff her to death :D

Lisa stopped me from killing myself today. :3

Author: JesusChristItsTommy http://lisa.urbanup.com/4473534

29. (Lisa) (41↑, 132↓)

A girl who is pretty careless. She likes to dance and make funny faces. She is short and often refers to herself as "mini-girl". While she can have a bad temper and likes to bite, she makes up for it with her kind heart and cuteness. her favorite words are: "gamma" "pu yao" "nia fane" her other nicknames are: "stinky dofu" "snoopy"

that cute girl is lisa

Author: snoopy111 http://lisa.urbanup.com/4628798

30. (Lisa) (40↑, 133↓)

Hypocritical Bitch. WiLL stab you in the back, steal your boyfriends, lie, NoT a friend at all. Do not ever trust a Lisa...brings people down so low that they can fall into a huge deep depression. A Lisa shows no compassion whatsoever, and doesnt care about anyone but herself. Money-hungry whore. A Lisa is someone who doesnt know what love is, and never will know. Fake.

dude 1 - 'ey man? You get paid? dude 2 - yeah, but I took this chick out...all she wanted was my money- man, she was such a Lisa. dude 1 - aw man that sucks, watch out for them golddiggers. girl 1- where's your boyfriend? girl 2- oh he left me for a lisa.

Author: watchOUTitsME http://lisa.urbanup.com/5311530

31. (Lisa) (45↑, 142↓)

A ginger dwarf with a huge arse and a spastic walk. Lisa is a gobshite.

Man: Who's that ginger dwarf over there? Woman: That's Lisa Kennett.

Author: SopKen http://lisa.urbanup.com/4869682

32. (Lisa) (45↑, 193↓)

A woman who can't write an interesting sentence (if she writes one at all). Someone who attaches herself to anything that can write an interesting sentence (see: barely) and worships them. An idol-worshiper, satisfied with taking a mountain of refuse and constructing gods. Possibly the most unattractive human being alive, if it were not always for her other half. A jealous, old, sad, chaos-inventing, mentally unstable hag. Unable to operate socially unless pitied... and that's easy.

[pickle] [drunk] [janitor] [Lisa]

Author: frostingisfattening http://lisa.urbanup.com/4652819

33. (Lisa) (54↑, 257↓)

To do a "Lisa" is the physical act of [summoning my aeons], e.g, to gain physical pleasure from a vibrating videogame controller. The term is of unknown origin but is believed to have come from somewhere in Southern England.

"Only I can summon my aeons\!" "Mindy was getting horny last night, so she totally pulled a Lisa\!" "Oh, gross, I saw my mom doing a Lisa last night with my new copy of Final Fantasy X\!"

Author: SubjectSin http://lisa.urbanup.com/3754475

34. (Lisa) (93↑, 309↓)

Your alter ego...if you are drunk and you do something stupid, it was never actually you....it was Lisa.

Chelsea: You were so drunk last night that you walked into my parents room, woke them up and literally fell on your ass. Beth: Oh, that was Lisa, not me\!\!\!\! Chelsea: And you were throwing M&M's on the floor claiming they were the devil. Beth: Again, it was Lisa. She was in full effect last night\!

Author: Beth Charpentier http://lisa.urbanup.com/2656909

35. (lisa) (98↑, 629↓)

comonly used for; ugly, skanky, stupid, dumbass, can't control herself, no butt, unattractive, retarded, can't get any EVER, hated, bad grades, bad luck, bad friend, bad girl, self absorbed, conceited.

when i walk into the room, and i see a lisa i automaticly leave the room while gaging myself.

Author: blake jjjjj http://lisa.urbanup.com/3415794

36. (lisa) (148↑, 755↓)

A slang term for someone who loves french fries. Someone who is very bossy or loud. Usually have large amounts of pubic hair and perspiration problems.

1. I love these french fries so much. I can't get enough. I must be a Lisa. 2. I liked that girl before it turned out she was a Lisa.

Author: annajolebob http://lisa.urbanup.com/2751981

37. (Lisa) (114↑, 750↓)

An Unattractive woman who has an unusually hairy face. Usually preticularly hairy on the chin and above the lip(tash).

Girl 1: I forgot to shave today how do i look? Girl 2: Like Lisa\! Guy 1:Dude I seen this totally hot chick walking towards me the other day but she got closer an she was a total lisa\! Guy 2:Downer man.

Author: Carol OO http://lisa.urbanup.com/3162601

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Last updated: 2012.03.01